Tuesday, April 01, 2008

dear the universe:

please to stop immediately with the stealing of my stuff. in the past week you have robbed me of my bluetooth earpiece (in Houston), my etymotics headphones (in Denver), my ethernet cable (in Huntington Beach), and a copious supply of advil. ok, i probably ate the advil. but i only did so because you keep stealin mah shitz! so cut it out.

yours truly,

1 comment:

Rose said...

shhh don't tell anyone ... but i know of a place where we can 'get some of those things back'. so riddle me this batman ... is it really the universe or something/one else that is making those item disappear into thin air? ;;)